Sunday, August 27

This week it's Clapham

with kittens in a flat where the rooms in the building amplify every shuffle and sneeze to the point that a person walking around in a normal manner sounds like a drunk elephant and a man in the flat upstairs is bellowing his story about trying to have drunk sex last night in the car outside his home. I listened to the full account ...  she was hot ... having to run into the house to get condom ... not finding it ... breaking a few things ... going back to the car ... waking the girl up ...   

at last ... they were in a tangly undressed mess on the back seat 

and his phone rang      

and he answered it    

it was his mum  looking out of his bedroom window and wondering why he was still in his car and when he was going to come in

6 comments:

  1. Apartment living at its best! LOL xoxox

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    1. Makes me realise what I've been missing xxoo

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  2. I don't know whether to laugh or cringe.I think I'll laugh, especially as I'm not the party in the sex wagon.

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  3. Oh dear. Earplugs may be in order.

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    1. ... and a blindfold for his mum xx

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